The Royal Ledger
Herein are inscribed the verdicts of The Patty Posse — noble tasters sworn to judge burger establishments across the realm.
Ranked Restaurants:
4.3/ 5
Eureka
Last visited: April 13, 2026
7 Noble Tasters100% Would Return
3.1/ 5
CaliKid Burgers
Last visited: March 22, 2026
8 Noble Tasters25% Would Return
3.3/ 5
Kinder's
Last visited: February 6, 2026
12 Noble Tasters50% Would Return